Hello Loo-reen,

That is more than enough of a reason for her to pull for the Ducks.  In fact, it is so sufficient that I will go against my natural inclination to pull for OSU (colors are red and black; they are the underdog; they haven't won the Pac-10 title since 1964; and their nickname is the Beavers) and jump on board the Quack Attack bandwagon (I think it was the stupid ex-boyfriend that put it over the top -- revenge is a dish best served cold and nothing is colder than putting the smack down on a stupid ex-boyfriends gridiron bunch -- it hits right in the babalooshkis of a male ego).  Besides, the Oregon cheerleaders are the hottest squad in the NCAA...

BTW, stupid ex-boyfriend is at least as redundant as crazy ex-girlfriend...

Good luck on the exam.

Love you and miss you,

Dad